Movie Review: Zoroark: Master Of Illusions (Phantom Ruler: Zoroark)
Blu-ray Review: Doctor Who – A Christmas Carol
As per yearly tradition since 2005, we are once again shown a bit of love on Christmas Day as BBC unleashes yet another Doctor Who special to us all… but this year things are a bit different now that Stephen Moffat and Co. are heading up the timeless timelord!
Anime DVD Review: Trigun, The Complete Series
You’ve got to ask yourself one question… Do I feel lucky?
Movie Review: Unknown
Considering that Unknown stars the new-and-improved-awesome-action-hero Liam Neeson, it was pretty anticipated by most fans (incuding myself), even if the trailers explained little about the movie and weren’t very widely shown. What the trailers did suggest, however, was that the audience would be treated to another action-packed, ass-kick-fest, starring Neeson as the rugged, sexy, and heroic protagonist. While Neeson was, indeed, sexy and rugged, I wouldn’t go so far as to use the words “heroic” or “action-packed” to describe much of anything in this movie, as Unknown (now also known as Taken 2: Hey, Somebody Stole My Memory) unfortunately falls into the category of same-old-story.
Beware of spoilers beyond this point!
Movie Review: Under The Boardwalk: The Monopoly Story
Anime DVD Review: Gantz, The Complete Series
It’s a girl!
What is Gantz? Gantz is a large black orb, sitting in an empty Tokyo apartment. Gantz has poor grammar. Gantz will give you weapons, and points if you are good. Pray you never meet Gantz. If you see Gantz, you’ve already died once. But, the next time you die, it’ll hurt more. And you won’t come back again.
Solomon Kane
The other day I was like “wtf ever happened to Solomon Kane coming out? Did it ever release?” and I just looked it up: it didn’t even make back half its budget. No wonder it had no marketing for the Blu-ray, but that doesn’t explain why I never knew it released in theaters OVER A YEAR AGO. wtf?
… as it turns out, THERE IS NO USA Blu-ray release!?! so lame.
Blu-ray Review: Death Race 2- Unrated
Blu-ray Review: After Dark Horrorfest Double Feature to Die For Vol 3: The Broken and Butterfly Effect 3: Revelations
You can always go back.
The Flicks
The Broken
After seeing her double driving her car one afternoon, Gina McVey’s (Lena Hedey, 300) seemingly perfect life takes a detour toward crazy. She pursues the doppelganger back to her apartment where she finds a picture of her and her dad. Panicked, she leaves in the same vehicle and gets in a massive car accident. Upon recovery she believes that someone is trying to replace her. As she investigates, she discovers there’s more to her reflection than she bargained for.
Blu-ray Review: After Dark Horrorfest Double Feature to Die For Vol 2: Borderland and Crazy Eights
Chop, chop, chop and never stop…
The Flicks
Borderland
When three close friends decide to take a trip south of border to celebrate their high school graduation, they find more than a party waiting for them. They have the Mexican vacation of their lives until the boys decide to do some ‘shrooms and ultimately get separated.
Blu-ray Review: After Dark Horrorfest Double Feature to Die For Vol 1: The Gravedancers and Wicked Little Things
Dead kids…are…creepy.
The Flicks
The Gravedancers
Blu-ray Review: After Dark Horrorfest Double Feature to Die For Vol 4: The Graves and Zombies of Mass Destruction
Frida! She’s like a Cheetah!
The Flicks
The Graves
Megan and Abby Graves, two close but completely different sisters, are spending a final weekend together before Megan heads off to college. Instead of choosing some awesome place like a beach somewhere or Las Vegas, they choose the middle of nowhere in an Arizona desert. After a diner waitress convinces them to visit the town’s only attraction: an abandoned mining town called Skull City (no really, Skull City!), all hell breaks loose (literally) when they are chased by a determined killer.