By Kim Filchak, writer and professional bibliophile.

Hugh Jackman, Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy all recently appeared on BBC’s The Graham Norton Show to discuss Days of Future Past and to basically be adorable. Topics covered included constipated jazz hands, brain fingering, naked running, Hugh Jackman’s penis and how he almost sliced off said penis while filming X2: X-men United. Ouch. These last three topics may or may not be related.

Also covered? McAvoy/Fassbender slash fanfic/art.

And finally the boys dancing to Blurred Lines and I have to say, they all have some pretty sweet moves (for white boys). Jackman in particular brings it like he’s just waiting for them to do a Broadway revival of Fosse!

In summation the boys continue to be stupidly charming and Graham Norton and the fact that the BBC gave him and his total lack of boundaries a chat show is the universes gift to us to make up for FOX news.

Xmen Men: Days of Future past opens may 32 and new episodes of The Graham Norton Show are on Saturdays on BBCAmerica, check you local listings for time.