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Year: 2009

DVD Review: Mercury Man

Mercury Man is a 2006 Thai superhero martial arts action film. It is directed by Bhandit Thongdee with martial arts choreography by Panna Rittikrai of Ong-Bak, Tom-Yum-Goong and Born to Fight.

After being stabbed with an ancient Tibetan amulet, a Bangkok firefighter named Sharn is transformed into a superhero when his body becomes a massive heat source, which he learns to manipulate to give him super strength, increased agility and the ability to make great leaps.

DVD And Blu-Ray Review: Babylon A.D. Raw And Uncut 2 Disc Special Edition

It’s twenty years in the future and the U.S.S.R. is in political and economic turmoil and the United States is automated and sterile. This is the setting of the movie, based on the Maurice G. Dantec novel Babylon Babies, Babylon A.D.

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DVD Review: Repo! The Genetic Opera

In the near future, organ donors are extremely limited. The need for replacements hits an all-time high and there seems to be no resolution in sight…but a new company called Geneco emerges. Geneco offers new organs for transplant, but there is a cost. If you do not make your organ payments on time they will be reposed…and there is nothing you can do about it. The new film Repo! The Genetic Opera is now available to own on DVD!

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Blu-ray Review: Resident Evil Degeneration

Video games as movies have never done very well in both the eyes of the public or the fans of those games. At best they end up becoming bearable or merely plain “good” and at worst we get anything by Uwe Boll. The Resident Evil movie series so far has had its own share of ups and downs. Based around the game series of the same name, the RE movie series have been about an evil virus making corporation known as “Umbrella” and their plan to make all the world their bitch by turning people into zombies and weird monsters. A group of people find out and attempt to stop them by fighting all the evil monsters that have been unleashed upon the world. The RE movies so far have very very loosely followed the game series storyline with random cameos from game characters and have pretty much failed to win over the fans of the game or movie critics despite Milla Jovovich wearing less and less clothes in each one.

DVD Review: Pineapple Express

From the creators of Superbad and Knocked Up comes the new comedy Pineapple Express which is now available on DVD!

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The film tells the story of Stoner/Process Server Dale Denton (Seth Rogen) who delivers a subpoena to accused Drug Lord Ted Jones (Gary Cole). Denton catches Jones in the act of murdering someone and takes off from the scene, but in the process ditches a roach at the scene of the crime. Well, this was not any ordinary weed mind you, this was the incredibly rare strain called “Pineapple Express”. Jones is able to identify the roach and tracks down a man named Red (Danny McBride), who happens to be the only distributor of Express in town. Red gives in and reveals that he has only sold it to a burnt out named Saul Silver (James Franco). Dale has of course fled to Saul’s place to hide and is immediately found by Jones’ men (Craig Robinson and Kevin Corrigan) and hilarity ensues.

The Batman is Dead. Rest in Peace Bruce Wayne…

Today is a tragic day my friends. It is the day the Batman died. Not in a monumental way, but as a gimmick to sell books. He dies in a book where he is only scene for 5 pages total…5. The death of the Dark Knight should have been more massive. I don’t think its right that we have to sacrifice Bruce in order to have Barry Allen alive in the comics. Its not a fair trade. At all. RIP Bruce. You will be missed.

But my dad had this to say:

If Jason Todd is not dead, then Bruce Wayne IS NOT DEAD.

If Barry Allen is not dead, then Bruce Wayne IS NOT DEAD.

If the New Gods are not dead, then Bruce Wayne is NOT DEAD.

If Hal Jordan is not dead, then Bruce Wayne is NOT DEAD.

and if Superman is not dead, then Bruce Wayne IS. NOT. DEAD.
 

DVD Review: Saw V (Unrated Director’s Cut)

I watched the first three Saw films and enjoyed them fully. Now they weren’t the best movies ever, but they were an enjoyable, yet gruesome way to spend the 90 minutes or so that each one takes to watch. I naturally assumed that the films would end after Jigsaw died at the end of Saw III, but they continued on with Saw IV. I personally chose to skip Saw IV due to that fact. Last year they made their way to Saw V and it is out on DVD on Jan. 20th.

Blu-ray Review: Dexter: The First Season

Dexter has finally come to Blu-ray Disc and now is the perfect time. Showtime has aired three cable-length seasons of this razor-sharp yet frighteningly inviting series about Dexter Morgan, Miami PD forensic blood-spatter specialist by day and bloodletting vigilante by night, and they’ve finally teased us with DVD releases long enough and have finally put out the story arc that started it all in sharper-than-ever 1080p high definition Blu-ray with 5.1 Dolby TrueHD audio.

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Blu-ray Review: Ghost Town

Ricky Gervais from the original UK version of The Office finally settled down and stopped being annoying long enough to make a movie where he doesn’t act like a complete twat (to use Brit vernacular). While his character in Ghost Town, Dr. Bertram Pincus, DDS, is like his Office character David Brent in that he’s someone who starts out as someone you would never want to be around, unlike Brent, Pincus doesn’t have to hit bottom before he acts like a human.

Blu-ray Review: Event Horizon

The classic Sci-Fi Horror film Event Horizon is now available on Blu-ray! This film features Laurence Fishburne (The Matrix) and Sam Neil (Jurassic Park) along with Kathleen Quinlan (Apollo 13) and Joely Richardson (Nip/Tuck).

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DVD Review: Eagle Eye 2-Disc Special Edition

You come home to find your apartment filled with guns, explosives and bomb making materials. Oh my! Your cell phone rings and the voice on the other end inform you that you have 30 seconds to leave before you are arrested by the F.B.I. for terrorism. This is the beginning of the latest action packed thriller from the newest big screen action hero, Shia LaBeouf.

Eagle Eye revolves the manipulation of Jerry Shaw (Shai LaBeouf – Transformers) and Rachel Holloman (Michelle Monaghan – Mission Impossible III) by some unknown entity. An unknown entity that can manipulate their surroundings as easily as our heroes. Add Agent Thomas Morgan (Billy Bob Thornton – Mr. Woodcock) who wants to apprehend Jerry and the mysterious accomplice, and Agent Zoe Perez (Rosario Dawson – Sin City) who‘s trying to figure out how the Air Force is involved.

Blu-ray Review: The Truman Show

“In case I don’t see you: Good afternoon, good evening and good night!”

Sometimes we often wonder if we are being watched. Maybe we just exist for someone’s amusement. Well Truman Burbank sure knows how that feels too, but the truth is he actually is being watched! Since Truman was born his life has been televised and broadcasted all over the world. But what happens when he begins to realize that people are acting strangely around him? You can find out now because the hit 90’s film The Truman Show is now available to own on Blu-ray!

Blu-ray Review: Eagle Eye

The world is a much stranger place than we give it credit for. We each live in our own personal bubble and sometimes don’t realize that things are out of our control. We place a lot of value on technology that makes our lives easier. It is easy to take that technology for granted. What happens when that technology is placed in the wrong hands? Welcome to Eagle Eye, the techno-thriller film from Director DJ Caruso. This new action film is now available on Blu-ray and DVD!

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Blu-ray Review: Serenity

Etta Courum Nas Mehkh!*

Good, now that you’ve calmed down, it’s time to talk about Serenity. Once upon a time there was a little show called Firefly. It was conceived, written and directed by Joss Whedon, who you may remember had a similar relationship with another little multi-media franchise that included Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the Angel spinoff. In the Fall of 2002, Joss brought one of the best shows ever written back to the same network that he had brought so much awesomeness to with the Buffy-verse. To show their appreciation, FOX executives in charge of television scheduling that year** did everything in their power to bury, bugger, and bomb this glorious show that was the best of all things Sci-Fi, Western, Action, and Comedy, and was simultaneously all heart.