Here's one of the most dysfunctional groups we saw at ComicCon Saturday. You can just hear the costume conversation:

"Hey, let's all go as the new Alice in Wonderland!"
"COOL!! Nobody else will think of that!"
"I want to be the White Queen!"
"Ok fine, I'll be the Red Queen – I get the best makeup!"
"I want to be Alice!"
"I want to be the Mad Hatter!"
"But I wanted to be Johnny Depp!"
"No! I called it first!"
"But my hat is bigger thank yours!"
"Fine. Forget this shit – I'll be Sweeney Todd!"

But the drama didn't end there … Overheard the Mad Hatter say "Cheshire? Where are youuuu? Get over here and stop tarting it up with that other Alice!"

Overheard in the lobby: Geez honey, tell your Grandpa to stop texting! I'll have his diaper cover back after the Sparta vs. Persia soccer game.

Tank Girl seized our intrepid reporter Penny and threatened to hold "lefty" hostage if we didn't attend the Devils Playground Burlesque show that eve. She managed to escape when Tank Girl was momentarily distracted by a plushy kangaroo.

We heard through the grapevine that the Free Hugs Campaign denies all responsibility for this jacked up Jack. "Hugz" at your own risk.

Insert collective thought bubble here: "If I don't see it, it doesn't exist."

Come on Ghostbusters – we can deal with you smoking in front of the kids, but balloon animals are just going too far!

What?! My pirate pants were at the dry cleaners!

Watch out where you stop to tie your shoe at the con, this did not end well!

Stay tuned to Comics Online for more snarky costume commentary …